Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: Look in the library------- under Romantic Fiction. Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause? A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live. Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse? A: She should tell him she's with child. Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck? A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles. Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars? A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is. Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories? A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage. Q: Do older people have deeper sleep? A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses? A: On top of their heads. Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops? A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'
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ReplyDeleteQ: Where can guys over
ReplyDelete65 find youthful, pretty
women who are
interested in dating
them?
A: Look in the library-------
under Romantic Fiction.
Q: How can a guy cope
during his wife's
menopause?
A: By staying busy. If you're
mechanically inclined, you can
remodel the garage. When
you are finished you will
have a flat in which to live.
Q: How can a woman
raise the heart rate of
her 65+ year old
spouse?
A: She should tell him she's
with child.
Q: What can an older
woman do for the
wrinkles on her neck?
A: Don't wear a brassiere.
The additional hanging
"weights" will take out the
wrinkles.
Q: How can older people
remember where they
parked their cars?
A: Use the Valet service.
They have to remember
where your car is.
Q: Do older people have
problems storing their
short term memories?
A: No, they have problems
retrieving the memories from
storage.
Q: Do older people have
deeper sleep?
A: They do, but normally
their deep sleep happens in
the afternoon
Q: Where can older
people find prescription
eye glasses?
A: On top of their heads.
Q: What is the most
often used sentence
uttered by older people
when they visit antique
shops?
A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'